kantoi...

Rina menjemput pakwenya.. Tom untuk pergi kerumah berjumpa kedua ibubapanya sambil makan malam.. Kalau Tom bersetuju.. Rina berjanji akan tidur bersamanya selepas makan malam tersebut.. Setelah berfikir agak lama.. akhirnya Tom bersetuju dan membuat beberapa persiapan... Dia lalu pergi ke sebuah farmasi dan bertemu dengan pemilik farmasi tersebut untuk meminta nasihat dan tunjuk ajar...

Tom : "Pakcik.. Malam ni.. buat pertama kalinya saya akan meniduri kekasih saya jadi saya ingin membeli ubat yang paling baik untuk menguatkan ketahanan dan mempercepatkan ransangan.. saya juga ingin.. membeli kondom yang paling tahan.."

Pemilik Farmasi : "Berapa banyak kamu mahu kondomnya?"

Tom : "12 keping.. kerana saya mahu mengulangi sebanyak 12 kali"

Selesai berurusan di Farmasi tersebut... Tom terus balik ke rumahnya... Malam pun tiba.. Di Rumah Rina... Tom duduk di sisi makwenya itu.. berhadapan dengan kedua orang tua Rina... 30 minit berlalu.. Tom banyak tunduk dan malu-malu.... akhirnya selesai makan malam... Rina berbisik pada Tom...

Rina : "Saya tidak menyangka yang abang ni pemalu orangnya.. tapi bagus juga.. mesti ayah tidak ada alasan untuk menolak perkahwinan kita nanti...'

Tom : (Sambil berbisik) "Abang tak sangka.. ayah awak tu rupanya seorang pemilik Farmasi..'

(kenapa bahasa diaorang kaku sangat... agaknya dari English to BM - taken from one of the email)

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