Senyumlah sikit......

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough
neighborhood late at night, trying to impress each
other about how tough they are.

The first mouse throws down a shot of bourbon,
slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the
second mouse and says, "When I see a
mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my
foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my
teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an
appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila,
drinks them down one after the other, slams both
glasses onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and
replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect
as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a
powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I
can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn
to the third mouse. The third mouse finishes the
beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh and
says to the first two, "I don't have time for this
bullshit. Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."